Baby Penguin Meets Human For First Time
"What is this strange featherless thing? Clearly the correct course of action is to snuggle it."
"I’ll keep you warm until mom gets here - she’ll know what to do!"
A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)
how do you even jerk off to this
ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS
THINGS THAT ARE AMAZING: PORN PARODIES
I’m not even sure how to respond to this…do I laugh or schlick my bic…
Doctor Who cookies (by CookieCowgirl)
This is too amazing to eat!
I would frame these - I couldn’t imagine eating them >_<
That second gif though!!
That third gif….dat face…
Dragon daddy who loves his baby.
GAHHHHHH IT’S ME
Bahhhh….feels I didn’t know I had…
I want to reblog this every time I see it.
I want to say this to just about anybody that talks to me.
this would’ve been great.
LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN
Fire Nation Queen Elsa
the coals never bothered me anyway
you realize if this went along the same way as the movie did she would basically have burned Anna alive
AND THEN ANNA WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX
would Kristoff be a collier rather than an ice harvester?
And Olaf would have been a fire demon thingy like Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle.
Regardless, Hans would still have been a dick.
Hans is just a dick by default. Maybe that’s his last name. Hans Dick.
Everything changed the day the Fire Nation attacked.
This pleases me on so many levels.
im fucking TERRIFIED
I’m shivering in all the right places…